Some fav quotes (:

"If you take sexually advantage of her you'll burn in a special level of hell. One reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
Firefly


"Sleep is for the mentally stable."
A


"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command."
Firefly


"The hammer is my penis."
Dr. Horrible


"We get into relationships to feel intense feelings."
Lonny Huff


"The world is a mess. And I just need to rule it."
Dr. Horrible


"When she dies, I'll paint my face in war colors are her funeral. Everybody will be drinking. We'll all feel painfully alone at the exact same time."
Lonny Huff 


"The vagina is a weird place. It's like outer space."
K


"When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
Steeven F. Roberts


"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
Louis Hector Berlioz

"I took a speed reading course and read “War and Peace” in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."  
Woody Allen

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged . One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
-John Rogers