Things that can make me laugh a lot

I’m back!  Looks like Obama care is working.  I had to appear before an Obama death squad.  They told me an amputation is extremely painful and I would likely not live through it.  I could chose either anesthesia where I would gently go to sleep and not feel a thing (probably forever!) or drink a few shots of Whisky and bit down on a bullet.  Well, years of marriage and pain training with R told me the whisky was the right answer.  Apparently the Obama death squad recognized that as normal behavior and sent me home. 

From: R

Sent: Tuesday, May 18, 2010 11:39 AM

To: All

Subject: Out all Day

B will not be coming in.  Has to have further tests to see if amputating his left leg is imminent or can wait for the weekend.   Assuming he can find a suitable cane he will be in tomorrow.

These are the people I work with. Loves it!