Honestly parents, if you don't want your kid to go out and have unprotected sex there are two different ways that you can help prevent it.
1. Abstinence based program:
Get him/her a subscription to WoW. It's a known fact that 99.243 percent of people are prone to WoW addiction. Once you get your child addicted, just be sure to control what they eat, you don't want them getting all fat and pimply do you? It's a known fact that fat/pimply teens get 18.6538% less action than non-fat/pimply teens. That's love, saving your children from themselves.
2. Sexual education based program:
Teach him/her how to use protection AND the evils of STDs. Knowing the risks of sex greatly increases the chance your child will use protection, IF they decide to get it on.

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